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Cutting money from your IT Budget is like cutting off your feet .. .. .. |
.. .. ..to save money on shoes. |
You’ll likely end up flat on your face. |
Go to http://bit.ly/xBdFo4 for more information
Whether we accept it or not, the devices we use to consume data and use applications are changing. We no longer just use PC’s and laptops. The vast amount of devices available on the market is not only making it more challenging for organizations to control, but it is creating a potentially huge security ticking time-bomb.
Please join Microsoft and Odyssey Inc where we will demonstrate how to manage and control these devices.
9th March (14:00 – 15:00)
Delegate Registration Link –
https://msevents.microsoft.com/CUI/EventDetail.aspx?EventID=1032506074&Culture=en-GB
23rd March (14:00 – 15:00)
Delegate Registration Link –
https://msevents.microsoft.com/CUI/EventDetail.aspx?EventID=1032506075&Culture=en-GB
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I have 2 beautiful daughters. When they’re playing upstairs.. |
I hear the usual crashes, bangs and screams you get from 2 young children. |
It’s hard to know if they’re having the time of their life |
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or World War III has kicked off. |
And that’s the same as your servers, operating systems and applications. |
Like my kids they bicker, they scream and they shout. But worst of all .. |
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is when they go really quiet. |
Virtualising can make the problem worse. It’s like being the wrong side of a locked bedroom door. |
I can’t see what’s going on and I can’t do anything about it. |
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Like my wife, System Center knows the good noises from the bad noises. |
And it can magically fix problems, like only my wife can. |
Nobody knows my kids better than my wife. |
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And nobody knows your applications better than Microsoft. |
And that’s why you need System Center 2012. |
A couple of weeks ago I had the misfortune to stay at a Haven Holiday/Prison camp Hafan-Y-Mor with my 2 girls (aged 5 and 2)
The chalet/cell was “tired” to say the least – However, I was surprised at the little collection my girls found on the floor over the 2 days we were there (we left a day early).
2 boiled sweets covered in hair and crap (managed to stop the 2 year old eating them)
A top from a bottle of Budweiser (managed to stop the 5 year old treading on it)
A BIG lump of hair (about the size of my fist)
Nail clippings
And my personal favourite – a used plaster.
It went beyond dirty. It was a health hazard.
And the response from them?
Well according to Linda Ashdown – Linda.Ashdown@bourne-leisure.co.uk because I left in disgust and I didn’t fill in the appropriate forms and complain to the appropriate people at the appropriate time (I did leave a note with security as I left) when it comes to a refund “computer says no”
If you could re-tweet this it’d be appreciated.
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Things I’ve learnt this week.
I can now play A and G.
You get calluses on the end of your fingers very quickly
There’s muscles aching in my fingers I didn’t know I had
I can play rockin’ robin, surf rock and some french song (under the light of the moon I think)
Things I haven’t worked out
I can’t play the chord of C or A minor
I’m wondering how people with fingers much, much fatter than mine manage to play chords
How the hell do I get my fingers to do what I want them to.
Still loving it.
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So this is my first week of learning to play the guitar – at the umpteenth attempt. My Guitar (which i know call Gary) has been gathering dust for about 10years.
Things I have learnt this week –
So far so good.
Your Office is Now Anywhere http://bit.ly/k1t5LO
Bring Together Your Communications http://bit.ly/kuextC
Be at the Center of Your Social Network http://bit.ly/mR6mVi
Get More Done in Less Time http://bit.ly/jesK9s
Stay Green with Greener IT http://bit.ly/jV35c9